Being a Betta Whisperer isn't as easy as I thought. In order to finance this noble endeavor I'm working longer hours and have less time to write, but mark my words the experiences are a'flowing and this labor of love will soon bear some mighty fine fruit.
Take Tommy for instance, facing 40 and debilitated by depression and stress he put in for a demotion at his work. He did this just so he can spend more time on a couple of his uncomplicated hobbies of traveling and building Harley Davidson's. He's started to clean up his house for when his new cleaner arrives next week and even casually (and successfully) asked a girl out on a date. And all because of Phil. I promised Tommy that owning a Betta would change his life and it started to the second I said "I know what I'm getting you for your birthday". Note, this is the power of Betta-Force and I'm not trying to take credit for Tommy's change of fortune. Well, maybe a little.
What is NOT little is the story behind how Tommy and Phil became TommyandPhil. So I'll leave you with a teaser. Enter movie voice over guy...
IN A WORLD OF ANARCHY AND PLUNDER A BETTA IS FISH-NAPPED AND RESCUED USING THE BETTA-BASE AT FISH 4 U. THE THEFT WAS REALLY AN ACCIDENT AND THE GUY FELT AWFUL RETURNING IT THE VERY NEXT DAY. (sounds gripping) -- Kill Phil is now showing and is rated B for believable.
I think that covers it. Here's Phil
Take Tommy for instance, facing 40 and debilitated by depression and stress he put in for a demotion at his work. He did this just so he can spend more time on a couple of his uncomplicated hobbies of traveling and building Harley Davidson's. He's started to clean up his house for when his new cleaner arrives next week and even casually (and successfully) asked a girl out on a date. And all because of Phil. I promised Tommy that owning a Betta would change his life and it started to the second I said "I know what I'm getting you for your birthday". Note, this is the power of Betta-Force and I'm not trying to take credit for Tommy's change of fortune. Well, maybe a little.What is NOT little is the story behind how Tommy and Phil became TommyandPhil. So I'll leave you with a teaser. Enter movie voice over guy...
IN A WORLD OF ANARCHY AND PLUNDER A BETTA IS FISH-NAPPED AND RESCUED USING THE BETTA-BASE AT FISH 4 U. THE THEFT WAS REALLY AN ACCIDENT AND THE GUY FELT AWFUL RETURNING IT THE VERY NEXT DAY. (sounds gripping) -- Kill Phil is now showing and is rated B for believable.
I think that covers it. Here's Phil
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Secret Agent Fish...AKA: Kill Gills
To the tune: Secret Agent Man, Johnny Rivers
There's a fish who swims a life of danger
To every fish he meets he stays a stranger
And every swish he makes another shrimp he tastes
Odds are he'll be sleeping till tomorrow
Secret Betta fish, secret Betta fish
Hears all that Mira whispers, as she blogs him into fame
Beware of scaly fishes that you find
Some pretty gills can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful where you play
Or you'll make Rojo and Diablo pay
Odds are Mira feeds you brine shrimp tomorrow
Secret Betta fish, secret Betta fish
Hears all that Mira whispers, as she blogs him into fame
Swimin' at The Charleston on Sunday
Then speedin' up to Fish 4 U the next
Mira whispers fish talk through nice lips
She's got very very persuasive betta tips
Odds are she'll take Kill Gills to see Kill Phil tomorrow
Secret Betta fish, secret Betta fish
Hears all that Mira whispers, as she blogs him into fame
Secret Alcholic Agent Man Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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