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Thursday 27 March 2008
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Mira MoneyPenny, turning 30, finds that her life has become a series of unfinished tasks. So she turns to a friend for advice. Not really knowing the answer but wanting to lift her spirits, he buys her a little red Betta fish she names "Rojo". Mira quickly becomes devoted to her new pet and while struggling to keep her fish alive she discovers the art of "BettaLiving" and something far more sinister...
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Yes, your fish is definitely a protagonist who will be fighting the forces of Moneypenney's very fishy legacy of scores of unnatural betta deaths. Is Yossarian from the island of Pianosa off the coast of Italy? I think you need to get back over to Fish 4 U and find him a bowl mate. I suggest giving him/her the name "Yo Yo." I understand they have a new catch coming in. It's their 22nd of the year. Tell Yossarian, "Good Luck!" from Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang..... He's going to need it!
btw- Bang Bang flew B29 Bombers in WWII.
The Phantom Of Mira's Fishbowl...
an opera to explain all the fishy deaths
Yossarian:
In sleep he swished past me
To feed he came
With gills that clobber me
Then mouths my name
How can I nest again?
For now I find
The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl is here!
Not in that Tupperware
She left behind
The Phantom Rojo:
Swim once again with me
A wet Betta duet
There's gravel under you
Watch for that net
And as I float past you
Don't glance behind
The phantom of the Mira's fishbowl
Is back from 7 11
To chomp Yossarian's behind
Yossarian:
Those who seen your chomping flutter
Draw back in terror
This is my bowl, not yours
The Phantom Rojo:
No, you get out of here !
Both Yossarian and Rojo:
My/Your gills and my/your scales
In one combined
The phantom of Mira's fishbowl, is here
To chomp Yossarian's behind
Chorus:
Is that RoJo, The phantom of Mira's Fishbowl?
Beware The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl
The Phantom Rojo:
In all your fantasies you always knew
My death was a mystery
Yossarian:
Did Mira starve you too ?
Both:
And in this small glass bowl
Where I can't rest
The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl is here
Yossarian:
Trying to chomp my behind
Phantom Rojo:
Swim, my betta fish, don't snoozzie!
Yossarian:
OH, NO ! ...He's chomping my behind
The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl.... Rojo!!!!!!
Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
It's never too late to be what you might have been.
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