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So there. Now feed the starving little fighting fish above by clicking in his space...


Thursday 27 March 2008

My reputation proceeds me and Yossarian wants OUT

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, your fish is definitely a protagonist who will be fighting the forces of Moneypenney's very fishy legacy of scores of unnatural betta deaths. Is Yossarian from the island of Pianosa off the coast of Italy? I think you need to get back over to Fish 4 U and find him a bowl mate. I suggest giving him/her the name "Yo Yo." I understand they have a new catch coming in. It's their 22nd of the year. Tell Yossarian, "Good Luck!" from Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang..... He's going to need it!

btw- Bang Bang flew B29 Bombers in WWII.

Anonymous said...

The Phantom Of Mira's Fishbowl...
an opera to explain all the fishy deaths


Yossarian:
In sleep he swished past me
To feed he came
With gills that clobber me
Then mouths my name
How can I nest again?
For now I find
The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl is here!
Not in that Tupperware
She left behind


The Phantom Rojo:
Swim once again with me
A wet Betta duet
There's gravel under you
Watch for that net
And as I float past you
Don't glance behind
The phantom of the Mira's fishbowl
Is back from 7 11
To chomp Yossarian's behind

Yossarian:
Those who seen your chomping flutter
Draw back in terror
This is my bowl, not yours

The Phantom Rojo:
No, you get out of here !

Both Yossarian and Rojo:
My/Your gills and my/your scales
In one combined
The phantom of Mira's fishbowl, is here
To chomp Yossarian's behind

Chorus:
Is that RoJo, The phantom of Mira's Fishbowl?
Beware The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl

The Phantom Rojo:
In all your fantasies you always knew
My death was a mystery

Yossarian:
Did Mira starve you too ?

Both:
And in this small glass bowl
Where I can't rest
The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl is here

Yossarian:
Trying to chomp my behind

Phantom Rojo:
Swim, my betta fish, don't snoozzie!

Yossarian:
OH, NO ! ...He's chomping my behind
The Phantom of Mira's Fishbowl.... Rojo!!!!!!

Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Anonymous said...

It's never too late to be what you might have been.