One reader is worth it. Me.

Let's make things clear. I am not an influencer, but use this portal as an outlet to purge my brain, like throwing out the dross after a long day working in a sweaty kitchen. I have a very lonely job and talking to myself and laughing at my own chatter might get me admitted. "Thanks for the KFC, now get off my doorstep." As much as I'm intrigued by awkward situations and encourage them at times, it's not socially palatable to the everyday mindless wanker who orders 6 chicken nuggets and a diet coke at 8am. Speaking of twits, the Oscars rolled around with their woke nonsense and politically uneducated swipes at foreign affairs, of which they know little about. I think you should put yourself forward to win that pointless trophy. I would submit my own candidacy to have the ability to be the most charming person and at the same time trying to figure out how they reached such eye watering levels of the most astounding stupidity. Not ruling myself out btw dear reader.